You know what drives me CRAZY?!... almost every murderer that you hear about gets caught sooner or later because they don’t know how to do it right...
So someone pisses you off... don’t kill THEM... everyone knows that you would have a reason to murder them... choose your victims wisely... hookers and drug dealers are easy targets as you can lure them into a dark alley or even car... plus there are so many more reasons they can be killed... how do you think Jack the Ripper was so successful?... You can also go for depressed or suicidal targets...
If you like to tease n scare your victims first make any clues that your about to slit there throat vague... they should figure it out... dont phone them... leave a note in there mail box... where a mask, gloves, and cloths you never wear when you put it there at night... use common sense when leaving clues...
If you like to tease n scare your victims first make any clues that your about to slit there throat vague... they should figure it out... dont phone them... leave a note in there mail box... where a mask, gloves, and cloths you never wear when you put it there at night... use common sense when leaving clues...
avoid guns... need i say more?... there loud and not something that you would find in many peoples homes... choose your weapons wisely... flame throwers can be powerful but they are not easy to control and you will probably just end up burning yourself as bad as you burn anyone else... how bout the good ol knife... one that can stab and slash and is small enough to hide yet big enough to dig into someone’s heart... if you dont want to keep the body or cut it up and play with it then you can poison or disease the victim and let it just look natural...
Kill all witnesses..... Yeah that one’s obvious enough... or you could try black mailing any wittnesses to stay quite but they have a pretty big thing against you and you can never know how they feel about what you are trying to hold against them... bribing witnesses is probably one of the worst ideas since they could just take the money and report you anyways....
Another obvious one is making sure that the victim is trapped... like in a house... van... yeah you never know how fast people can run...
Mess with the body... you know... so that no one can identify it... damage the face... fingers n toes... hair... even cut it into cubes... maybe experiment by spraying chemicals onto it...
Now getting rid of the body... yup this is a pretty important step... you can bbq they body bits up and feed em to the people searching for the victim (watch more criminal minds if you wanna see that... cause THAT was a brilliant idea)... you can make some smoothes... feed the body to pets... pull a Sweeny Todd n make make pies... if you can get the body far enough you can bury it... you can smash the body up and bury it around in your garden...DO NOT keep the body in your house or near by...
Make sure to not act any different around friends family or anyone after the murder... do not be scared of anyone finding you out... just be careful... fear is a huge giveaway... try to think like them but dont accuse them of acting suspicious around you...
If you do become a suspect... learn how to lie... first as soon as you feel people are wondering come up with things you think that you could get asked... make up good answers ahead of time... when interviewed... talk smoothly, look the questioner in the eyes, make sure you dont touch your nose of play with your fingers... breath normally... remember that the police are just people too and can be tricked...
There are somethings you want to do and do not do just in-case your home gets searched... first watch what you google... yeah Casey Anthony didnt get caught but her google history did get her into some trouble... like i said earlier dont keep body parts or any of there possessions with you... Wash all your cloths properly or find somewhere far enough to burn them... dont keep what you used to kill your victim with in your house... either destroy it or keep it away from your house (dont put it in your car...)
Last just stay sharp... sorry but its better to stay away from drugs n drinks... just for safety... but dont be too tense so if you need a little to calm down a little then a small dose is okay i guess... but still a risk...
Alright... so i think that if you have common sense, good lying abilities and these easy steps memorised you could pull it off...
BTW... If you also want to mess with the polices or who evers mind add your own touch to it... like chop off a leg slit open the stomach stick it in there and take the head... then leave the body where it can be found... or you can carve a little drawing or word into your victim... maybe take all there teeth... or separate all the organs n body bits find a tree with alot of branches n decorate it with human... orrrr...get a whole bunch of victims and switch up organs, fingers, maybe even faces...
If you do become a suspect... learn how to lie... first as soon as you feel people are wondering come up with things you think that you could get asked... make up good answers ahead of time... when interviewed... talk smoothly, look the questioner in the eyes, make sure you dont touch your nose of play with your fingers... breath normally... remember that the police are just people too and can be tricked...
There are somethings you want to do and do not do just in-case your home gets searched... first watch what you google... yeah Casey Anthony didnt get caught but her google history did get her into some trouble... like i said earlier dont keep body parts or any of there possessions with you... Wash all your cloths properly or find somewhere far enough to burn them... dont keep what you used to kill your victim with in your house... either destroy it or keep it away from your house (dont put it in your car...)
Last just stay sharp... sorry but its better to stay away from drugs n drinks... just for safety... but dont be too tense so if you need a little to calm down a little then a small dose is okay i guess... but still a risk...
Alright... so i think that if you have common sense, good lying abilities and these easy steps memorised you could pull it off...
BTW... If you also want to mess with the polices or who evers mind add your own touch to it... like chop off a leg slit open the stomach stick it in there and take the head... then leave the body where it can be found... or you can carve a little drawing or word into your victim... maybe take all there teeth... or separate all the organs n body bits find a tree with alot of branches n decorate it with human... orrrr...get a whole bunch of victims and switch up organs, fingers, maybe even faces...
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