Okay so you want to kill your self... sure... but before you blow your brains out, slice your wrists up or hang yourself think... do i want to die like everyone else who commited suicide?...no so BE CREATIVE...
you could try pulling a final destination and reenact one of those deaths... stand up on a roller coaster, use an explosive bbq or..... go to a swimming pool and put your bum at the water drain........ i bet you would at least get onto local news for those...
Skydiving... now i know this sounds obvious but when someone dies from sky diving there...well... that guy who actually died skydiving... all you have to do is just before you jump... take a pocket knife or scissors and rip the parachute will no ones looking...
Or make it look like a murder... this will freak people around you out and make the police search for someone who dosnt even exist... as long as no one knew you were suicidal this should work fine...
Just so you know... im not encouraging suicide... this is just a joke... yeah yeah i know its not that funny but do you really think i would use the word "bum" if i was being serious... so uh... please dont kill your self with this page up on your computer.......
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