Two girls one cup...

oh comeon its not THAT bad...

Death threats

if you give some one a death threat at least make it good... btw... i want to rip your eyes out fill the sockets with vinegar and sew the lids shut, (while making sure you stay alive of course)... fill your ears with ants... pull your organs and whatnot out, tie them into knots n strangle any children or parents you have while you bleed to death after nailing the feet to trees, then piss on your grave...

please woman...

i keep on hearing about rapes... CARRY GODDAM KNIFES WITH YOU!!! stab the guys eyes out after you kill him if you want... or give a dose of his own medicine if you carry odd objects in your purse with you LOL...

Heres for ask...

Alright alot of you are asking "how can i get a girl?" or "how can i get a guy?"... well... its easy...

first you need the right equipment... 1 van with a large trunk... 3 rolls of duct tape... 1 crow bar...

First find a nice healthy girl or guy and follow her\him home...  when he or her is alone hit em on the head with the crow bar till they pass out...
then wrap there head (avioding the nose), hands, and feet with duct tape...
throw em in your van and congrats... you got a girl/boy friend... although remember to feed it...

aha... i wish...

if i got to be a god for a day alot would change! :]...
First off every homeless person would get a mansion and a life time supply of food...
then i would set the whole antarctic on fire... no one needs it anyway...
thrid babies can no longer make noise till there at least 3 or something...
i would get rid of gravity in the white house...
then i would get bored and just strike a crap load of people with lighting :P...
after that id infest a few churches with huge man eating rats...
id make it rain eggs in a justin beiber concert...
i would help some serial killers throw cops off coarse just cause...well...i dont know...
i could come up with millions more ways id chnge things but... i dont want this to be super long... any more ideas?...

Kitten Stompin...

Alright so today i was bored ans surfin the web and i heard about this video of a lady stomping a kitten... of course cause...il be honest...im a little bit of a sick f*ck i searched for two hours just to find it... all i found was a few pictures and ahahahaaaa... i thought girls liked kittens...
so basically its just a lady petting a kitten on a sidewalk... then she gently puts it down... then with super pointy shoes sticks the high heel though its leg area... then into  its moulth.. after that she steps with the high heel thing going straight though one eye and coming out the other you can see one eye popping out but...lol...the other one is gone... and pretty much the little kittens head is mashed up at the end...
so maybe there should be a punishment for her?...   i say we build i giant high heel shoe machine, strap her to the ground and...ahahahahahahahaha i think you know the rest :].... yeah she apologized but who cares?....

In god we trust...NOT...

This is all assuming that some big magical invisible guy in the sky does even exist... HAHAHAAAAA... that sentence looks to dumb! :'D....


  lets start off with heaven... sure it sounds all fine and dandy when you dont think about the fact that the only way for it to work is for everyone to not have a mind of there own... people have opinions and when you combine different opinions you can cause fights and... well... thats not heavenly... remember the devil?... as soon as he questioned god he was thrown out... that alone says something...  next what if a full out christian was raped and murdered?... so they go to heaven then the rapist spends the rest of his/hers life repenting and begging for forgiveness and goes to heaven... how awkward would it be for both of them... say there was a husband and wife... the husband was atheist so he would go to hell yet the wife was christian so she went off to heaven... do you think that she can enjoy it knowing that her husband is burning or whatever for all of eternity?... i have many other little things like that but for the sake of trying to keep this short il let you think about those...

why does the bible say that god is loving and forgiving?... if he was loving then instead of wiping out a whole bunch of people with a flood sparing only one... instead of using hes magic to just show a sign?.... and how bout with Moses when he was trying to free the whatever it was people... why kill a bunch of helpless babies and put so many mothers and fathers into misery cause they didn't paint there doors?... if god can do anything then he could stop child molesters today... but no... because hes so "mysterious" and it would be taking away freewill when he could just give another sign or something... maybe a wrong time for someone to go to church so that someone could walk in on pastor Dave touching lil girls...just an example....

  so i guess... god can just sit on his lazy ass in heaven with the rest of hes brainwashed followers...